The Sublime Yertopia of Yertanistan





Yertanistan National Data

Government Type:

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Population:

40,018,032,673 citizens

UN Status:

WA Member

Last Activity:

14 hours ago

National Motto:

If someone offers you a mint, take it!

National Animal:

Horse

National Industry:

Arms Manufacturing

National Currency:

Yert-mark

Yertanistan Governmental Data

Civil Rights:

Below Average

Economy:

Good

Political Freedoms:

Below Average

Major Priority:

Arms Manufacturing

Tax Rate:

0%

Yertanistan Government Priorities

Highest Priority:

Defence

Administration:

0%

Welfare:

100%

Healthcare:

0%

Education:

0%

Spirituality:

0%

Defense:

0%

Law and Order:

0%

Commerce:

0%

Public Transportation:

0%

Environment:

0%

Social Equality:

0%

Yertanistan Regional Influence

Regional Influence:

Truckler

Additional Information about Yertanistan

Head of State:

The Yertatollah Yustin Yishmael

National Anthem:

I'm My Own Grandpa-by Jan and Dean

Capital City:

Yertania City

National Band:

Jan And Dean

Major Cities:

Yertopiopolis, New Yertanic City, San Yertonia, Yertopica

National Languages:

Texan

Major Exports:

Pure Bred Yertanian Horses, Yertie Brand Beer

Nation Founded:

20 years 59 days ago

Major Imports:

Oats, Steel, Autos

National Parks:

Grand Yertopia National Park, Grand Yertanian Zoo

Minor National Industries:

Turban weaving and snake charming

National Holidays:

Yertatollah Day May 30, Founder's Day Aug 23, Naked Run Through San Yertonia Feb 13, Running of the Horses March 1

Minor National Leaders:

Yertanian Royal Family

National Pet:

Horse

 

 

National Dish:

Curried Beef Jerky

 

 

National Flower:

Fire Blossom

National History:

Founded in 1073 ACE by the Founder Yertatollah Yermiah Yishmael. He killed all the original inhabitants and burned their civilization to the ground. Nothing is known about them-all has been destroyed. Admitted into New Texas June 24, 2004.


Miscellaneous Information:

Yertanistan is a staunch supporter of National Sovereignty and curtailing the UN driven megalomania threatening the world today. Their National Pastime is the Yertie 200, a 200 mile horse race that requires the rider and horse to drink a Yertie Brand Beer at each mile marker. The first horse and rider combo that rides, crawls, or slinks across the finishing line wins a million yertmarks and tax-exempt status into perpetuity.




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The Sublime Yertopia of Yertanistan





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